Rivington Barn Bikers Forum Index
Portal  •  Forum  •  Profile  •  Search   •  Register  •  Log in to check your private messages  •  Log in   

 Luigi & His Shoes

Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
fastbysuzuki




Gender:
Age: 70
Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 1008
Location: wyre Lancashire


uk.gif

PostPosted: 09.03.2015, 17:50    Luigi & His Shoes Reply with quoteBack to top

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks
everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day.
Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire
the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes so
much...it's all he can think about. After about 2
months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases
them.
Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance
in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity
to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first
time. He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks
her, 'Sophia, do you wear red panties
tonight?'
Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Luigi , I do wear
red panties tonight, but how do you know?'
Luigi answers,'I see the reflection in my new $300
Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?'
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he
asks, 'Rosa , do you wear white panties
tonight?'
Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi , I do, but how do you know
that?'
He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new
$300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?'
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is
being played,Luigi asks Carmela to dance.
Midway through the dance his face turns red... He
states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please
tell me you wear no panties tonight. Please,please, tella me
this true!' Carmela smiles coyly and answers,
'Yes Luigi , I wear no panties tonight...'
Luigi gasps, 'Thanka God ..... I thought I
had a crack in my $300 Armani leather
shoes...!


Sent from my iPad

_________________
The big fella up there rides a suzuki, this i know

OfflineView user's profileSend private messageVisit poster's website    
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



Show permissions

Warning: file(./ctracker/logfiles/logfile_worms.txt): failed to open stream: Permission denied in /homepages/29/d67396384/htdocs/rivingtonbarn.com/ctracker/classes/class_log_manager.php on line 235


68005 Attacks blocked

Powered by Orion based on phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group
CBACK Orion Style based on FI Theme
All times are GMT



[ Page generation time: 0.4857s (PHP: 64% - SQL: 36%) | SQL queries: 22 | GZIP enabled | Debug on ]